Current QuickPoll results for 271 entries:
What's more disturbing?
The X-Files Geek. It's obviously a conspiracy to set back geek pride 140 years!
Martha flashing me. Sure, I realize this is a flashback, but it's still way too real.
The pizza slice, especially one that apparently spent the night with Martha Stewart.
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the constant expansion of the person who ate the pizza slice.)