Current QuickPoll results for 145 entries:
What's in the box labeled "POISON"?
Suicide pills, ... the only thing not hard to swallow around Martha.
Martha Stewart Magazines, ...um, I just read the articles.
Linus Torvalds blow-up doll, ...shucks, they were all out of Redhead Babe Robots.
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the constant expansion of Linux.)