Current QuickPoll results for 327 entries:
Who would you choose to lead a post-apocalyptic army?
Eric Raymond, ... the Open Fire! is with him.
Linus Torvalds, ...his blow-up doll doesn't do him justice.
The redhead babe, ...make Love not War.
Tux, ...make Code not War.
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the constant expansion of the Universe.)