Current QuickPoll results for 314 entries:
What would convince you to join Martha's army?
Bonbons ...mmmmm post-apocalyptic chocolate!
Thresh ...in the flesh? I'm not worthy!
Lucy Lawless ...magnificent valour!
A date with the Linus Torvalds blow-up doll ...nothing too serious, we're just friends.
Mel Gibson version 2.0 ...he can be sooo persuasive in that leather outfit!
The Techno-Talking Babes ... ahhh, they can conquer me anytime!
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the constant expansion of blow-up dolls.)