Current QuickPoll results for 491 entries:
Where the heck did Martha and Super Tux meet before?
He set up her secure server, ...she made him an offer Lex Luthor couldn't match.
They shared a cage at LinuxWorld Expo, ... talk about cruelty to animals!
They shared a wild night of passion during a Geek Cruise, ...Super Tux has a quite a reputation for Perl Whirls.
They met at one of Nitrozac's "Cartoon Reality" parties, ...where the Internet's most glamourous pixels mingle!
She mistook him for Hemos. ...when she last saw him, he was wearing his Tux mask.
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and barbaric justice.)