Current QuickPoll results for 519 entries:
What do you do when the boss is away?
I worry about him constantly. You see, I'm secretly in love with my boss, ... it does make sucking up to him easier.
Astral project to Bill Gates' money pile, where I do dirty things, ... like give it away on Refund Day.
Assume his identity and make life miserable for my co-workers, ... a variation on the Stockholm Syndrome.
Slack off, sleep, surf for porn, ... do the Quickpoll, post in the message board, check the archives, email Nitrozac.
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Microsoft employee's libidos.)
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