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What's your existential nightmare?
Bill Gates' astral projection is out on the wing tinkering with the engine, ... and he's installing Windows!
After days and days of surfing the net, you realize that your modem wasn't even plugged in! ... and you had met your dream date in the chat!
It suddenly dawns on you that all your friends, everyone you love or have ever loved, are Microsoft drones, ... umm, no comment.
While examining yourself in the mirror, you find a USB port, ... well, at least it wasn't a floppy.
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and that strange scar on your shoulder that your parents never talked about, ...the size of a neck!)