Current QuickPoll results for 297 entries:
What would you have chosen for lunch?
The kidney looks pretty good, ... although perhaps you could auction it off for some liver.
The finger, definitely the finger, ... Bill got a lot of those over the years...
I hear Internet monkeys are very nutritious, ... yes, but they leave a bad taste in your browser.
I'd skip lunch and read the Charles Atlas magazine, ... you too can be a HE-MOS MAN!
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and high humidity in the bathroom.)