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So why is Nitrozac keeping Bill in the bathroom?
Because aliens have figured out that the only man who can stop their invasion is the heroically handsome and charismatic Bill Gates, so they've brainwashed Nitrozac to keeping him locked up while they conquer Earth, ... makes sense to me.
She's been hired by the government to emotionally prepare the masses for what it will really be like after Y2K ... when every one of us, every man, woman, and child, will be locked in bathrooms.
Because we, of this reality find his cartoon suffering to be funny, ... you should have seen the hilarious scenes of his stomach being pumped I had to leave out!
Microsofties are paying her *big time* to keep him in there, ... it's been a real "perk me up" for them, and the red pills she gave them are helping too.
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and alien anxiety.)