Current QuickPoll results for 811 entries:
What would you use the ENIACabacus for?
To figure out once and for all when the real millennium is, ... don't get me started, or I'll send Arthur C. Clarke after you!!
To figure out how much Andover stock I can order without drawing too much suspicion, ... to my Alien investors!
As an exercise gym for my Internet monkeys, ... right, as if they need more exercise!
To compute how many go-go dancers could fit into it, ...now that would be a magnificent achievement of voyeur capitalism!
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and go-go boots.)