Current QuickPoll results for 1515 entries:
What are you waiting for?
Someone to put me out of my misery, ... you know it's gonna happen, sooner or later!
The geek in the next cube to notice I exist, ... I've tried everything, from spitballs, to prank phone calls, to reformating his drive, nothing seems to work!
The price to go down, ... isn't obsolescence great?
Star Wars Episode III, the one where Obi Wan beats the crap outa Anakin!, ...oh not! I've ruined it for you!
The Nitrozac@home screensaver, ... I'm waiting to await further instructions!
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the the Laws of Mathematics just giving up after so long.)