Current QuickPoll results for 1224 entries:
What's the coolest thing about aliens?
Their hardware, ... well of course, they've had a billion years lead development time!
Their soft, pliable, and hairless green skin, ... just like Gumby's!
Their au naturel fashion sense, ... just like Pokey!
Despite their ability to go almost anywhere in the Universe, they've choosen to hang around me and my friends, ... well, they are advanced life forms ;-)
The fact that at least one of them is excited about going to Abacus World Expo, ... and all advanced life forms love a good geek fest!!
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and lost time while reading comic books.)