Current QuickPoll results for 1357 entries:
If there were such a thing as an "Abs World Expo", who would you like to see give the keynote?
Charles Atlas, The Father of Modern Day Abs, ... friend, can you spare a dime?!!
Linus Torvalds, obviously ... he's quite a cruncher... of code!
Hemos would have to keynote, or attendance would suffer, ... as those foolish organizers of Abs World Expo '98 found out first hand!
One of the Techno-Talking Babes... as if the others ever had a chance...
The Geek, ... such a cute little rollie-Pollie!
If you voted for a Techno-Talking Babe, which one would you prefer to keynote?
Dawn, ... she's in great shape, and she doesn't even know it!
Fawn, ... she's in great shape, and the polls usually show it!
Brandy, ... she's in great shape, and she shows it!
Bambi, ... she's in great shape, and she enjoys it!
Now, after all this talk about abs, are you kinda super turned on?
Yes, ... yes, oh god YES!
No, ... the Boss is looking
I can't tell anymore, ... my brain is bleeding from too many questions!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and three sets of thirty reps (That's jock talk, for you geeks in the audience.)