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What the heck are the Dogs of Expo?
Really delicious frankfurter-style eatables, available only at Abacus World Expo, ... as long as Relic ain't the cook!
Kinda like the Dogs of War, only way funnier, ... even funnier in the original Klingon.
Kinda like the Dog Days, only cooler, ... Dog Days? Are they like Dog Shooting Day?
A punk band that'll be playing at the AWE party, ... hopefully they'll play "Stairway to Abacus".
It's a typo. Nitrozac meant to say "The Dougs of Expo", ... two really nice maintanence guys who change the burned out candles.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Dogs of Math.)