Current QuickPoll results for 1641 entries:
What do you like to see in a keynote?
I like announcements of new products, ...I like announcements of new Expos!
I love it when they toss free t-shirts into the audience, ...tell that to the guy who was crushed by a XXXX Large.
I like it when a really geeky tech guy comes out and does the demo, ... someone such as yourself?
I like it when there's a major crash during a demo, ...come on now, quit picking on the World's Richest Man.
I love it when absolutely nothing works and the speaker crawls into a hole and dies, ... I once worked at an expo for the company that sell those holes.
I love it when all the above happens because of me, ... sure it wasn't the other 12,000 geeks?
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and showmanship.)