Current QuickPoll results for 1538 entries:
What's your latest conspiracy theory?
Internet polls are just a way to read and record my thoughts, ... I knew you were thinking that.
The Luddite community is responsible for the whole Y2K bug thing, ... they're still bitter about missing all that cool TV back in the 60's.
The whole Y2K thing is an abacus manufacturers plot, ... they plan on making even more money selling computers when the power goes back on.
The entire Internet is a controlled experiment to see how I react to a global network of computers, ... shhhh!, I think he noticed us!
The characters in After Y2K are based on me and my friends, ... don't be ridiculous, I mean, you don't even look like any of those characters... do you?
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a secret government agency whose mission it is to prevent things adding up to exactly 100%.