Current QuickPoll results for 2064 entries:
What piece of technology do you hold a grudge against?
My inkjet, it's a bitter, spiteful little thing, ... it got that way from being teased by the toner.
388
18%
My digital camera, it's a battery pig, ... Nikon and Kodak are just shell companies for the battery cartel.
52
2%
My joystick, it keeps losing my games, ... it actually is worried about you, thinks you're playing a bit too much.
133
6%
My CD burner/coaster toaster, ... they also make great air fresheners!
232
11%
My mouse, it's a disobedient little wrist wrecker, ... thousands of dollars of computer equipment attached to a piece of crap!
457
22%
My time machine, it hasn't worked right ever since I set it to Swatch time, ... the geeks in Greenwich are probably furious too.
801
38%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and an obviously delirious old man.
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