Current QuickPoll results for 2064 entries:
What piece of technology do you hold a grudge against?
My inkjet, it's a bitter, spiteful little thing, ... it got that way from being teased by the toner.
My digital camera, it's a battery pig, ... Nikon and Kodak are just shell companies for the battery cartel.
My joystick, it keeps losing my games, ... it actually is worried about you, thinks you're playing a bit too much.
My CD burner/coaster toaster, ... they also make great air fresheners!
My mouse, it's a disobedient little wrist wrecker, ... thousands of dollars of computer equipment attached to a piece of crap!
My time machine, it hasn't worked right ever since I set it to Swatch time, ... the geeks in Greenwich are probably furious too.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and an obviously delirious old man.