Current QuickPoll results for 2311 entries:
How do you deal with the zombies in your life?
Try reasoning with the zombie mind. Ask it to wake up and take responsibility for itself, ... gee, talk like that could turn me into a zombie.
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, ... hey, it only costs 3 bucks!
If you can, beat 'em, ... they love the sound of drums!
Try to evangelize them to the non-zombie way of life, while remaining sensitive to their zombie culture and traditions, ... wasn't that what the motto of the Empire?
This poll is an insult to my zombie existence, ... but you have to realize, that your zombie existence isn't really your zombie existence, since you're a zombie!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and those pesky walking dead.