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Why is it that vats of goo are usually green?
The goo is always greener on the other side, ... is that why the chicken crossed the road?
Because goo usually always has some soylent green in it, which reflects green light, ... I hate getting a bowl of soylent red, don't you?
Because green means go, and that's very close to goo, ... unless the goo is really sticky.
The green colour symbolizes the geeky component of the cartoon character's souls, ... either that or they're Irish.
Because if goo was pink, everyone would think it was punch and drink it all, ... it's true, it happened at last year's Geek Culture Christmas party.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and deuteranomaly.