Current QuickPoll results for 1971 entries:
So what happened to the vat of green soul-goo?
It was sent back in time and became the source of Mountain Dew, ... did you know that in Canada our soul-goo isn't caffeinated?
It was sent ahead in time, and powers a 23rd century Utopian society, ... obviously it is caffeinated in the future.
A colour-challenged individual mistook it for pink punch and drank most of it, ... I'm not colour-challenged, I just happen to like green glowing drinks.
Nitrozac's new kitten spilled it all,... please don't cry!
It's been set free. If it loves you, it'll be back in a couple of days, ... if it doesn't, it'll get into the corny poster business.
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and post-zombie hangovers.)