Current QuickPoll results for 1922 entries:
What award do you think you should receive?
The Dude award for supreme slacking off, man ... He's taken slacking to a higher level, man. He's a slacking genius, man!
The Relic award for "I can survive anything, and will eat you to do it" attitude, ... several were nominated, however only one showed up at the ceremony... covered in blood.
The Geek Award for most unaware of potiential mates, ... he would have come to the awards, but didn't have a date.
The Sys Admin Award for most "just doing my job... whatever" work ethic, ... unfortunately, no one felt like presenting it since it wasn't in their job descriptions.
The Nitrozac Award of Honour for outstanding patience while waiting for a t-shirt, ... you should have seen the size of the mailbag I took to the post office yesterday!
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and long acceptance speeches.)