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Why is Wiarton Willie really so sad?
Nitrozac was only in town for a couple of hours, ...oh Willie, but I'll cherish the time we spent together forever.
He ate too much, now he's stuffed, ... he did seem a little stiff ;-)
He was hoping his AY2K debut would be a cartoon appearance, ... but Willie, a picture is worth a thousand laughs!
His job at the tourist booth has been getting to him lately, ... the long hours are tough, but in the end, the fans make it all worthwhile.
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and seeing one's shadow.)