Current QuickPoll results for 2021 entries:
Why isn't Relic in the pool?
He doesn't know how to swim, ... and knows that Internet Monkeys like to drown their victims.
He's on watch duty, ... and likes to watch.
He was a little shy about going to the TTB's favorite thermal area, ... Dude on the other hand, dived right in.
He's practicing blending in with the foliage, ... an important survival skill at home, in the office, and after Y2K.
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and hoards of post-expo migrating mammals.)