Current QuickPoll results for 2039 entries:
How do you think Relic caught the Roadrunner?
He ordered a Roadrunner Killer Kit from ACME.com, ... after their IPO they bought out Warner Brothers and put an end to all that bad cartoon publicity.
There's a Y2K bug in Roadrunner logic that he exploited, ... they've known about it for years, but just stuck their heads in the sand and ignored it.
He's really really fast, ... his midi-chlorian level is off the scale!
All his practice blending in with the foliage paid off, ... two trees, or not two trees?
He hired Internet Monkey mercenaries to drown it, ... They took a long hard look at banner ad revenues, then decided to change professions!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and flightless birds sticking their tongues in and out really fast.