Current QuickPoll results for 2003 entries:
What was your latest hallucination?
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, ... she's such a pushover for those big, imaginary, elf-like guys.
I went outside and thought the sky was the Blue Screen of Death, ... just press CONTROL-ALT de'Earth.
I astral projected into Bill Gates's secret money bin, ... that must have been nice, his non-secret one is so crowded these days.
I opened the fridge door and found the leftovers having an orgy, ... never store the cucumbers with the artichokes.
I thought the USB connector in the back of my head was actually a serial port, ... at least the caffeine connector in the front of your head seems to be working nicely.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and that sticky glue stuff that duct tape leaves behind.