Current QuickPoll results for 2180 entries:
What's saved your neck lately?
The same thing as the Geek... some mutant robot thing, ... ya, they're the Cavalry of our generation.
A really good excuse, ... save one up, and use it only in under extreme conditions.
A really good cup of stimulant, ... just don't OD on the Hawaiian espresso, man!
A really good friend, ... there's some cool Dudes out there, savor them!
The stupidity of my adversary, ... as that old Nitrozac Proverb says "May your adversaries never hire mercenary internet monkeys."
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and interference by things higher on the food chain.)