Current QuickPoll results for 1421 entries:
What's your idea of the perfect "oasis"?
High speed access to the Internet, 24 hours a day, ... I think you'd love being in the Matrix.
High speed access to the refrigerator, 24 hours a day, ... especially if it's one of those Internet fridges.
A good movie rental, great take-out, and nothing else to do for the evening, ... don't forget to unplug your email!
Being stranded in a cartoon universe with TTB or TTH look-a-likes, ... did you know that you are currently stranded in a real universe full of TTB's and TTH's?
A delicious and nutritious free-range Internet Monkey roast, ... I'm vegetarian, is there any meat in an Internet Monkey?
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and that delicious smell of roasting pixels.