Current QuickPoll results for 2068 entries:
What do you think happened to Geek's robot?
It was obviously enhanced by a superior race of albino groundhogs, ... yes, Wiarton Willie was very prolific.
It was obviously tampered with by aliens, ... they're being investigated by the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to AIBOs.
It could have been mutated by residual radiation from 1950's A-bomb tests, ... actually, I think the Geek was.
It spent some time at Area 51, ... they have a delicious Green Goo snack bar there!
YATES... Yet Another TransMeta Evil Scheme, ... did you know that they code-named the blow-up doll project "Man Friday", a la Crusoe.
That was an empty box that fell out of the truck. The delivery man stole it and subjected it to freakish experimentation, ... you should see the freaks in his CEO collection!
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and tales from the Geek side.)