Current QuickPoll results for 1813 entries:
How much weight did you put on over the holidays?
Not as much as Simon, what a big-assed teddy bear!, ... um, if I were you, I wouldn't tease a fight'n bear.
Way too much turkey + way too much chocolate = weigh 2 much, ... lots of exercise + less calories = back to normal.
Let's just say, I'm on a diet and leave it at that, ... don't worry too much about it, working at your computer will really burn it off.
I'm pretty sure a Y2K bug hit my scale, ... um, isn't your scale one of those analogue ones?
I lost weight over the holidays, ... um, brain cells don't really weigh too much.
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and second helpings.)