Current QuickPoll results for 1709 entries:
Which universe would you rather live in?
The one in my head that keeps pounding to get out, ... sounds more like a residual not-the-real-Millennium hangover.
The one where internet monkeys replace geeks as the dominant form of life, ... you mean, there's something higher than prairie dogs?
The one where Nitrozac works at Starbucks, ... even better, the one where Nitrozac works at Tim Hortons!
The one where Red Hat buys Playboy Enterprises, ... I just hope they don't replace those cute bunny ears with fedoras.
The one where there is an infinite number of Jeff Bezos selling an infinite number of items on an infinite number of webstores, ... you're soaking in it.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the constant expansion of universal constants.