Current QuickPoll results for 1926 entries:
We all know the balloon is full of signatures. How did they gather them all in such a short time?
Dude is an excellent forger, ... and being ambidextrous, he signs two names at once.
Before disappearing, Kurt trained an army of homing pigeons, ... the homing penguins didn't work out so well.
They used the Abacus World Expo guestbook, ... everybody, and I mean everybody, was there!
Luckily, Bambi collects autographs, ... it all started when Nitrozac signed her t-shirt back in '99.
They're all signed "Anonymous Coward", ... it was the default setting on the pencil.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and lighter than air data.