Current QuickPoll results for 2193 entries:
Bill Gates created a new title for himself, "Chief Software Architect".
What do you think C.S.A. really stands for?
Chief Soul-Sucking Advocate, ... well there were rumours he was Courting the System Admin.
Coward, Super Anonymous, ... you mean one of those Chicken-hearted Slime Agents?
Cloned Split-embryo Ape, ... great, just what we need, a Copy of the Software Assimilator.
Currently Snaggy's Antihero, ... you see, Bill was actually fired and is now working as the Concierge of Someone's Apartment.
Can't Sucker Anyone, ... he's really going to be working as the Commissioner of StarFleet Academy.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the approval of the Canadian Standards Association.