Current QuickPoll results for 1357 entries:
What job did they offer to the TTH (Techno-Talking Hunk)?
Chief Door Banger, ... if he works hard, he can be promoted to Harvey Wall Banger.
Administrative Assistant to the Heavy Box Lifter, ... the Heavy Box Lifter is officially titled "Architect of Warehouse Space".
Movitational Muscle Consultant, ... if you ever need inspiration to look up from your computer, just call him into your office ;-)
Shipper and Receiver of Sensuous Massages, oops I mean, Sensical Messages, ... adding one of these to your staff will increase applications for employment.
They didn't. The poor guy just couldn't stand Microsoftie looking at him all the time, ... then he thought about the sight behind the bathroom door, and came to his senses.
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and ovaling, rectangling, and especially triangling.)