Current QuickPoll results for 1865 entries:
How do you stand up to Grumpy Old Man Terrorism?
I wear a "Tubes Suck" t-shirt. That bugs them, ... yes, they really like that rock band.
I ask a GOM terrorist "What are tubes?" That really bugs them, ... especially if he's a Tube Collector.
I say stuff like "I'm still young enough that I might make it to Mars", ... just make sure you plan your trip using the metric system.
I don't. Out of respect, I give in to their demands, ... you sorta have to, you're still living under his roof.
I am a Grumpy Old Man, and you will live to regret the day you ever came up with this poll, ... sounds like you may have a tube loose!
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Aardvark's sex appeal.)