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How did that delivery guy remain immune to the Go-Go?
It's part of his oath... "through rain, sleet, snow, and the Ventures.", ... even through a hail of guitars!
He always carries an emergency Personal Cone of Silence, ... he uses it a lot when his office is trying to reach him.
He's lying. He was actually one of the first to Go-Go Fedex, ... his favorite dance was "The Tracker".
He comes from an advanced race of delivery men, who have natural immunity to such primitive physio-acoustical responses, ... in other words, they don't listen very well.
He couldn't hear the music over the roar of his gerbil wheels, ... gerbil wheels make a lot of noise, especially if they are human-sized and have CEO's in them.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and RSVP's.