Current QuickPoll results for 1981 entries:
What's the name of the medal awarded to the Geek?
The Medal of Disputable Service, ... he just happened to be the right geek at the right button.
The Gold Medallion of Magnificent Valour (with chocolate inside), ... too bad it wasn't a chocolate Loonie.
The Hero by Process of Elimination Award, ... when no one else was left, he stepped up to the plate.
The "I can't believe he's getting one again" Medal, ... you must be thinking of the Jeff Bezo Award.
The Nitrozac Award for Button Pushing in the Line of Duty, ... luckily, this medal was never awarded during the Cold War.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and pompous circumstances.