Current QuickPoll results for 2015 entries:
Where do you think the prairie dogs are taking Bill's bathroom?
Straight to Hell, ... or else a hell-hole.
They're just burying it as toxic waste, ... see, what did I tell you about the no soap thing.
China. They are really good diggers, ... don't worry, they skirt around Earth's molten core.
They're just giving him a tour of their underground city, ... Bill loves a parade!
They're taking him to Burrow World Expo, ... perhaps Bill will be doing the keynote!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and burrowing.