Current QuickPoll results for 2006 entries:
What kind of meat are you made of?
Geek meat, definitely, ... cured by long hours in front of a cathode ray tube.
I'm mostly meat by-products, ... in other words, you're a weiner.
I'm more jock meat, ... let them eat beefcake.
I'm a soy-based meat substitute, ... no snack foods suffered during the making of this geek.
I'm totally turkey meat, ... be careful, someone's gonna gobble gobble you up.
They don't call me SPAM for nothing, ... so when you meet for lunch, do you do luncheon meats?
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and roasting in your own juices.