Current QuickPoll results for 2018 entries:
When stuff isn't working, how do you usually get stuff to work?
Patiently explore all non-violent options, ... you are the Ghandi of tech support.
Swear like crazy at it, ... perhaps the vibrations from your booming voice will jiggle it just right.
Punch the crap out of it, ... you learned that one from the Fonz.
Swear and punch, and then kick, if appropriate, ... just remember, we are entering the Age of Robots, and one day, they will punch back.
I get someone else to fix it, ... sometimes it's best to hire professional inanimate object abusers.
I viewed the results, dammit!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and non-aggression treaties.
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