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What's the most horrible way for a red shirt to die?

Phaser on full, ... the most pressing question of the 23rd Century...is the phaser half full or half empty? 26 1%

Fried by a plasma charge from an exploding console, ... Scott supersized his Fried. 92 4%

Knifed by a Klingon, ... if a Klingon's close enough to knife you, you usually die from the foul stench first. 64 2%

Transporter accident, ... my DNA is messed up enough already. 640 27%

Assimilated by Borg, then killed by own fleet, ... friendly fire is mostly unfriendly. 475 20%

Die in sleep watching Star Trek re-runs, ... Talos IV would be a great place to retire, just ask Captain Pike. 610 26%

I beamed up the results. 383 16%

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Phaser on full, ... the most pressing question of the 23rd Century...is the phaser half full or half empty?	26	1%
Fried by a plasma charge from an exploding console, ... Scott supersized his Fried.	92	4%
Knifed by a Klingon, ... if a Klingon's close enough to knife you, you usually die from the foul stench first.	64	2%
Transporter accident, ... my DNA is messed up enough already.	640	27%
Assimilated by Borg, then killed by own fleet, ... friendly fire is mostly unfriendly.	475	20%
Die in sleep watching Star Trek re-runs, ... Talos IV would be a great place to retire, just ask Captain Pike.	610	26%
I beamed up the results.	383	16%