Current QuickPoll results for 1960 entries:
How the heck did Relic survive the fall?
| His landing was cushioned by the pig manure, ... is that why they call it the wastelands? |
604 |
30% |
 |
| Relic is a two-dimensional creature, therefore he floated gently down like a piece of paper, ... he's as light as a pixel? |
540 |
27% |
 |
| He used up one of his nine lives, ... just how many is he down to? |
150 |
7% |
 |
| He didn't survive. That's an Internet Monkey in disguise, ... hmmmm, the chances of an Internet Monkey perfecting his dialect are slim, however, the geeks are in a state of disarray, and one could perhaps pull off such a deception! |
283 |
14% |
 |
| Relic yelled at me to just view the results. |
382 |
19% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and rodent revenge.
