Current QuickPoll results for 1960 entries:
How the heck did Relic survive the fall?
His landing was cushioned by the pig manure, ... is that why they call it the wastelands?
Relic is a two-dimensional creature, therefore he floated gently down like a piece of paper, ... he's as light as a pixel?
He used up one of his nine lives, ... just how many is he down to?
He didn't survive. That's an Internet Monkey in disguise, ... hmmmm, the chances of an Internet Monkey perfecting his dialect are slim, however, the geeks are in a state of disarray, and one could perhaps pull off such a deception!
Relic yelled at me to just view the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and rodent revenge.