Current QuickPoll results for 1073 entries:
What do you think the "one more thing" was that Steve Jobs said?
He announced that OS X would now be known as OS Spliff, ... the dock has been replaced by a hamster wheel.
He announced a rat-themed iMac, ... are you sure it wasn't an iMac-themed Rat?
He announced that this was the last time he'd use that "one more thing" line, ... heh, it just makes the next time he does use it that much more exciting.
He described in beautiful detail, the Reality Distortion Rodent, ... no really, it's the most incredible and amazing rodent ever!
He yelled at Dude for not wearing a suit, ... he would have said something to George Lucas, but he was blinded by his glow-at-the-funeral t-shirt.
I eulogized the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and tenak-ittee.