Current QuickPoll results for 1590 entries:
What's the best thing about meetings?
They are oh so productive, and so much is achieved through them, ... hmmm, perhaps we should have a meeting about this then?
I get to sleep through them, ... those holographic open-eyes glasses really fool everyone!
They usually only last a day or week or so, ... yes, but those meetings aren't nearly as productive as the month and year longs.
Sometimes TTBs show up for them, ... um excuse me, but is the seat beside you taken?
If you quickly excuse yourself, then nail the door shut behind you, you can gain control of the company, ... I suggest using screws, it will keep them occupied that much longer.
I really should be in a meeting.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Rounding Committee.