Current QuickPoll results for 1590 entries:
Does being first really matter?
When it comes to posting, yes, ... wouldn't it be more accurate to say "First reply"?
When it comes to postmortem, no, ... so, who was the first person to die anyway?
First doesn't matter, but winning is everything, ... you graduated from the the Bill Gates School of Philosophy?
When it comes to planetary exploration, yes, ... "and that's first post for troll, one giant leap for Trollkind."
When the pizza arrives, definitely, ... we're talking survival here, OK!
I voted posthumously.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the results of marketing surveys.