Current QuickPoll results for 1404 entries:
What would your Planet of the Apes nickname be?
BrightEyes, ... they all look the same, they're all named the same.
DimWit, ... that's only if they don't feed you enough caffeine and sugar.
HunchedOver, ... one day, you'll learn to walk upright.
Stringbean, ... you're hoping that they'll stick a babe in your cage, so you can go Nova.
DoubleChinChin, ... the more geek meat, the merrier!
QuickClicker, ... they'll definitely think it's a cute trick, until you start "punching the monkey".
Bigbrain, ... in this case, size doesn't matter, folds do.
Real Humans can't vote.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and primate numbers.