Current QuickPoll results for 1642 entries:
Who would you most like to assume the identity of?
The World's Richest Person, ... guess what, it's now the WALMART guy, so it wouldn't be too bad, would it?
The World's Happiest Person, ... you'll be happy to know money can't buy you happiness, at least that's what all the poor people say.
The World's Greatest Programmer, ... aspired by many, achieved by nil+1.
The World's Sexiest Person, ... try printing that on a card with your phone number and see if it gets results.
Anyone would be an improvement, ... congratulations, you're the World's Lowest Self-Esteem Person!
I assumed the identity of a non-voter.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and data amnesia.