Current QuickPoll results for 1608 entries:
If you worked on a construction crew, what would be your job?
Ditch digger, ... is the ditch half dug, or the hole half full?
Ditch digger delegater, ... you're always getting other people to do the dirty work.
Ditch digger hardware fixer, ... you fix Cats, but that doesn't make you a vet.
Ditch inspector, ... you know good dirt when you see it.
Lead vocals, ... heck, someone's gotta yell "Fire in the hole!"
I'll never get rich, digging this ditch.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and topsoil.