Current JoyPoll results for 614 entries:
Where does your computer go for medical attention?
Doctor me, ... do you have a license to perform silicon surgery?
Doctor my friends, ... so you're hoping your friends will give you the boot?
Doctor Rip-off, ... I knew a Dr. Death once. His signature must have looked cool on a Death Certificate.
My computer is an immortal, ... it's been inoculated against Moore's Law.
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a geek, ... but a lot of geeks have Phd's!
I'm doctoring the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and perl malpractice.
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