Current JoyPoll results for 534 entries:
What have you cracked lately?
an egg, ... hopefully not your nest egg.
nuts, ... hopefully the fruit.
a glass, ... hmmmm, was it half cracked, or half uncracked?
corn, ... I don't care.
I cracked open a beverage, ... it's a family poll, so I'm not allowed to say beer. Oops. Oh well. Ffftttt. glug, glug, glug.
I cracked the results, ...hopefully in a stylish HacKer Hat. plug, plug, plug.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the energy expended while debating the difference between hacking and cracking.
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