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Current JoyPoll results for 691 entries:

If you had an infinite number of monkeys, what would you get them to do?
Type, type, type!!!, ... yep, they would eventually write the Complete Works of SPAM. 104 15%
Design and build spaceships, ...their past history in the space program should come in handy. 169 24%
Take a toilet-training course, ... obviously, you have monkey experience. 104 15%
Breed, so that I could have even more monkeys, ... apparently, you can never have enough infinite monkeys. 105 15%
Cut each other's paws off, so that I could have an infinite amount of wishes, ... your first wish.... please get the knives away from those wounded monkeys! 108 15%
I monkeyed around with the results. 101 14%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the differences between King Kong and Mighty Joe Young.

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