Current JoyPoll results for 691 entries:
If you had an infinite number of monkeys, what would you get them to do?
Type, type, type!!!, ... yep, they would eventually write the Complete Works of SPAM.
Design and build spaceships, ...their past history in the space program should come in handy.
Take a toilet-training course, ... obviously, you have monkey experience.
Breed, so that I could have even more monkeys, ... apparently, you can never have enough infinite monkeys.
Cut each other's paws off, so that I could have an infinite amount of wishes, ... your first wish.... please get the knives away from those wounded monkeys!
I monkeyed around with the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the differences between King Kong and Mighty Joe Young.
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